US Politics Thread

[Bandit]

https://www.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1 ... _on_tesla/

This gives off strong "My dad told you to stop" vibes.

“I stuck up for the NFL, I stuck up for a lot of American companies. And other companies, but American companies. I did…I did big favors for the NFL…I do favors for…um…”

He can only think of one company he ever helped, and it’s not even a company.

Well, he keeps McDonald's in business after everyone stopped going, but that's a little different.

[pixel]

This gives off strong "My dad told you to stop" vibes.

“I stuck up for the NFL, I stuck up for a lot of American companies. And other companies, but American companies. I did…I did big favors for the NFL…I do favors for…um…”

He can only think of one company he ever helped, and it’s not even a company.

Well, he keeps McDonald's in business after everyone stopped going, but that's a little different.

And the funny thing about the NFL is it's a legal monopoly that does profit sharing with salary caps. What a great example of American ingenuity!

(I know this isn't the fast food thread, but McDonald's here has been consistantly better than the other cheap fast burger joints. A McDouble sounds really good right now :drool:)

[pixel]

https://x.com/DocShartman/status/1899548154338709920

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Donald Tariff

[pixel]

First off Donald, if you'd watched Wayne's World you'd know that the U.S. only produces sparkling white wine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE4NyXL5JAQ

[Bandit]

https://x.com/nypost/status/1900378758692884600

If you've got "Trump Fatigue" one month in, what are you going to do the other 47 months?

[ian]

Wait a minute, there's still some of you guys who can have or even afford time off???

Trump and Whitehouses officially sanctioned car salesman will have to do something about that!

[Bandit]

https://x.com/MailOnline/status/1900938107350118759

Watch out, Canada could block Porn Hub in retaliation!

[melancholy]

See, the problem with that is Republicans will see that as a huge win. Doesn’t matter they probably use the site daily.

[Roofus]

See, the problem with that is Republicans will see that as a huge win. Doesn’t matter they probably use the site daily.

Yeah they've been trying to ban internet porn for years and a few states already have

[Bandit]

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1903204470982393979

[Roofus]

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1903204470982393979

This is the bad place

[melancholy]

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1903204470982393979

*Closes Department of Education saying that only States have the right to control schools.

*Announces plan to control school cell phone use.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

https://twitter.com/TiffanyFong_/status ... 7097234438

It looks like he has the mumps.

[Bandit]

He looks like he's storing KFC in his cheeks for winter.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

:olol:

[Bandit]

It has been taken down.

[Bandit]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQNCnqWMZMo

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Trump put a 29% tariff on Norfolk Island, an Australian island with a population of 2,000, that in 2023 exported a massive $655k of goods to the US.

[Bandit]

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1907523403889721449