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[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

47yo man tweets about his 19yo son's erections.

[melancholy]

47yo man tweets about his 19yo son's erections.

WTF, I have so many questions, and none of them even touch on the whole ‘measuring my son’s erection’ bit. Why is there an app that measures night erections, how the heck does it even know you have an erection, and what good does it do to know how many erections you have through the night?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I don't know the answer to those questions. I'm not surprised these two talk about their erections with each other though.

[pixel]

We're talking about a guy who did a plasma infusion with his son to fight aging. He's a grifting entrepreneur in the pseudo-medical field.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

I've only ever seen one on the road even with a lot of people having Teslas around here. And, yeah, it looks absurd.

[ian]

It's no worse looking than a Nissan Juke... Or a Fiat Multipla... Or a Pontiac Aztec... Or a Chrysler PT Cruiser... Or those Land Rovers with the stupid lop-sided arse ends. Or the front end of the Mitsubishi outlander. Or those Mitsubishi's arse end with those stupid tear-drop lights that looks like the tail lights have melted down the whole back of the car... Or basically 90% of everything Renault has ever made...

There's been lots of more stupid looking cars. The Tesla cops a lot of flack because it not only looks like a 5 year old with crayons saw a Delorean passing the other direction on a freeway but only had their dads 1998 Ford F150 as a reference, not only that, but seems to be plagued with as many design faults as all the worlds worst cars, and like all electric cars sounds like a malfunctioning air conditioner. That plus the fact it's stupidly expensive.

It has every aspect of being a shit car which is why I'd call it so bad a car I wouldn't even want to drive it even given the opportunity... And I'll drive ANYTHING given the opportunity, because I like driving.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

This is made weirder because he sounds like he could voice Herbert on Family Guy.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Those referees must be on loan from WWE.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

You heard me!