NFL Thread

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They said he was hit by a dump truck. Poor guy.

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Yeah you shouldn't probably let 90 year olds on the radio.

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Judging by his voice, Gil is a close friend of Death and probably knows what he's talking about.

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We are all victimized by the Washington whatever they're called.

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Rats

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Oh man, they're best friends off the field, Lamar won't like that. But Brown likes it because he played with Kyler Murray in college.

It's not the end of the world. When he's good he's good but he drops a lot of balls, too. Hollywood has great speed, but nobody is ever going to confuse him for having hands like OBJ or Randy Moss.

They might need to make Lamar happy by trying a Antonio Brown experiment and hope he lasts a season without drama and quitting.

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The Bills drafting a guy nicknamed "Punt God" when they barely punt is funny.

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Tom Brady lined up another job for when he retires at 58.

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Frank Gore will kick your ass

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Dallas fans should just give up hope.

Obviously he loves running the Cowboys. But you know part of it is he knows the new owner could come in and they become good enough to win a Super Bowl. Then he's confirmed to be the guy who had a great thing going with Jimmy Johnson until his ego ruined it.

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If they win a Super Bowl with the current roster, I'm out as an NFL fan. I won't be able to cope with the Dem Boyz uprising.

Even now, Cowboy fans are an always latent threat at any sports bar; there to start scream whispering in your ear about how great Dak is. They had a legitimate reason to be obnoxious in the nineties.

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It's almost like hiring a guy named Hard In for your rape case defense is a bad idea.

But Robert Kraft was listening like

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Truly amazing at this point, what an absolute shitshow. And of course, the Browns would be the team that willingly brought this whole drama onto themselves.

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It's definitely a weird partnership, I expect to get real sick of their commercials in the middle of the first quarter, week one