The Jim Cornette Thread

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Matisfaction]

Brother Midnight Challenges for the title, next week! What a turn around...

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Baby baby!

[Matisfaction]

If you understand me, baby!

[Bandit]

Someone on Wrestlecrap once said they worked for that promotion and the top heel did a gimmick where he was a heel school music teacher who'd win by knocking opponents out with instruments while the ref is distracted.

[Matisfaction]

Lol, they also had a teacher gimmick in WoW...

[Bandit]

How didn't Vince hire her since he loved heel teacher gimmicks.

[Matisfaction]

During the whole PPV Vince would be like "God Damn, pal!", he loves those types of gimmicks.

[Bandit]

Yeah that whole promotion was like if 1995 WWF was all women.

[Matisfaction]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Cornette's not going to be happy about this.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Matisfaction]

To be fair....That was fucking awful.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

It was.

And why is Foley taking bumps so soon after his hip surgery?

[Matisfaction]

He can't be that hard for cash, surely? Not just the surgery, but I hope he got paid well for that spot, embarrassing! That's saying a lot as well, in the wrestling business.

[Bandit]

It was.

And why is Foley taking bumps so soon after his hip surgery?

He hasn't listened to doctors in 35 years, so why start now?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]