Random links & other crap

[Bandit]

It's over for me.

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Thank you for your service in Operation Meat Shield against the shark forces

[Bandit]

Fitting since in life my stomach was a meat shield for so many cows.

[Bandit]

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

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Oh no, soft boiled eggs?? Just imagine if one of those popped before she got them out

[Bandit]

Oh no, soft boiled eggs?? Just imagine if one of those popped before she got them out

Then you tell Alexa to play the Rocky theme as you go up there to finish your hreakfast.

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Then you tell Alexa to play the Rocky theme as you go up there to finish your hreakfast.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

I'll sell mine for $7. It's a great stocking stuffer.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

Getting robbed during a dentist visit sounds like one of the worst days ever.

[Ocelot]

Where would the US be without Florida to constantly make new porn and humiliate itself on a daily basis? I don't want to know.

[Bandit]

Where would the US be without Florida to constantly make new porn and humiliate itself on a daily basis? I don't want to know.

It's America's dick and America's id.

[Dr. Zoidberg]