The Only Way To Celebrate Halloween in Australia

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[melancholy]

On a scale of 1 to 'that was actually me in that video', how true to Australia life is that Zoidy?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

11/10. Especially the blackface stuff, which does seem to make the news a few times a year.

We used to get a few group of kids trick or treating each year, but the past two years there's been nobody. Which is good, because it means I've got a lot of chocolate to eat. It might be due to us having a massive dog now which is scaring them away.

[Skynet]

We used to get a few group of kids trick or treating each year, but the past two years there's been nobody. Which is good, because it means I've got a lot of chocolate to eat. It might be due to us having a massive dog now which is scaring them away.

I think I can remember maybe 2 times I've ever had someone at my door on Halloween. Funny thing is both this year and last year I saw a kid walking around with his parents knocking on doors, but they never came to my door. Could be my dogs barking and carrying on but they're locked behind the gate and you can easily access my front door without them being an issue.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Apparently an old dude with 2 kids dressed up walked passed our place but didn't come to the door. The dog was inside and didn't bark.