The Tammy Sytch Thread: Not So Sunny Days

[Bandit]

She thinks she's going to get out pending trial due to something her lawyer is trying to do and wants bookings

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I don't think that's her legit insta.

https://www.instagram.com/WWEHOFerSunny/

[Bandit]

It's the one her boyfriend runs since she's been in jail.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Oh OK. She should just give him the pass to the proper one.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Damn, that prison food must be da bomb.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

She looks like an extra on Orange Is The New Black.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Tom Prichard once said he got so sick of her he thought about jumping out of a speeding car when she wouldn't stop complaining about everyone in WWF.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

The least she's going to get is 10 years, so she won't be out of jail until she's 61 in her best case scenario.

[Bandit]

Tammy's lawyers during sentencing are claiming she has CTE. She never took a bump in her life unless it was a bump of cocaine or her head bumped the headboard when HBK was plowing her.

[Ocelot]

She did bump when......

.....shit you're right she never did. I never thought about that until now.

Good thing she came into the business in the 90's when all you needed was to be a ringrat with fake tits and you were in the biz.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Tammy just gave an interview via prison payphone.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

RF should ring her up and do a prison shoot.