Ted Cruz does not want to copulate with Donald Trump

[Roofus]

The Republican presidential campaign just got even weirder. After a pro-Ted Cruz group ran a nasty ad about Donald Trump's wife, Trump said something nasty about Cruz's wife, and a too-timely story appeared in the Trump-friendly National Enquirer about the Cruzes' private life. All nasty stuff. In his denial today, however, Cruz was talking about about Roger Stone, Trump's political advisor, when he went off on a rather bizarre tangent.

"Stone is a man for whom a term was coined for copulating with a rodent. Let me be clear. Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him."

Ooookaaaay, Ted.

Source: Boing Boing

[Bandit]

The funny thing is, Trump threw his own spokeswoman under the bus on the story. They say Katrina Pierson (a black woman, so I don't know how the Orange Tinted Reich members back that) who got her start working for Cruz's Senate campaign is one of the women.

And since Trump cheated on 2 out of 3 wives, how can this even be an issue with these morons?