Wrestling News Thread

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[handwrittenhysteria]

People put for too much emphasis on personal experience these days. I can't believe people even entertain the idea of a flat earth!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I wonder if he thinks the sun and moon are flat as well?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

I didn't think he was that great, but I felt sorry for him that he was royally screwed by WWE for just doing what they told him. They could have put him under a mask or taken him off of TV for a year for a re-debut.

Although having such locker room heat even Eddie Guerrero, the nicest guy in the company, hated you was pretty impressive.

[Ocelot]

Y'all. I just saw a five star wrestling match.
Happened at a minor league ballpark.
So these two guys were entertaining fans in between innings by dressing up in big foam-filled sumo outfits and pretending to have a 'match.' Two out of three falls.
First fall ended when the black-attired sumo dude hit the red-attired sumo dude with a tazer, did a splash off him that caused him to bounce up and damn near spike himself on his head, and cover him for the three count.
Second fall ended when red dude fucking whipped out a nightstick and beat the crap out of him, did a belly flop onto black dude, spiked himself on his own head, and got the three.
Third fall ended when a run in by a GIANT SMILING BUS (ok two guys in a bus costume but KAYFABE) ran into red attired duded and black attired dude did a fucking RUNNING ELBOWDROP, bounced off the guy, landed right on his ass, and covered the guy for three.
Better than anything WWE has put out in two years. *****

[Dr. Zoidberg]

All natural...

[Bandit]

I wish I had the clip of Bruce Prichard as Vince yelling "VAAAAAASSSSCULARRRRRR!!!!"

[Bandit]

They should have had a DVD bonus feature of Mark Henry terrified watching See No Evil. And also the Kane having a 3 foot penis deleted scene.

[Bandit]

Former WWE, WCW, AJPW and AWA star "The Berzerker" John Nord was sentenced to five years of probation on Monday in a Hennepin County, Minnesota court room, according to The Star Tribune.

The prosecutor argued that Nord should be sent to prison for more than 4 years because he represents a significant public safety threat because he continues to drive. Nord and his lawyer said he is currently in treatment and will spend the rest of his life in assisted-living facilities.

Hennepin County District Judge Jay Quam said the sentencing decision was a difficult one. He told Nord, "Life has handed you a lot of special things. On the other hand, it's taken away a lot of what makes you you."


Quam then placed Nord on five years of probation, under the condition that he stay in restrictive housing and do "no driving whatsoever." Nord was ordered to come back to court in three months to give an update on how he's doing. The judge said he wants to see Nord doing well.

Nord has been arrested seven time for driving under the influence of drugs, mostly painkillers. The Star Tribune noted that the 59 year old has ALS and uses a wheelchair these days, and has become a frequent abuser of prescription painkillers in recent years to cope with the damage to his body and brain from his pro wrestling career. His most recent arrest came on March 23 of this year. He was charged with felony driving while intoxicated/operating a car under the influence of a controlled substance, and misdemeanor driving while license revoked.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[handwrittenhysteria]

What AJ omits in that tweet is that the woman was in a taxi and she was in fact shouting instructions to the taxi driver as she'd left her handbag at her house.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

"thur"

[Bandit]

Ryback is a pro at getting direct injections.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

Let's take up a collection and have him cut one on BG.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]